And the demon is..

..this is kinda a small blog just to explain what I think the demon in Paranormal Activity really is. But first, let me just make this clear..


KINDA MOVIE SPOILERS TO FOLLOW


I've been doing some thinking, and I'm gonna settle not with some humanoid Buffy style demon. Oh no, I've decided it is infact a.. velociraptor. Look at it logically, the footprints are big bird style (not like Sesame Street, as in an actual large bird), and we all know that birds are just tiny velociraptors. Also they have 3 talons, and we've all seen the Jurassic Park logo with the 3 talon slash through it. The kids in the kitchen learn that velociraptors can blow air into your face.. and what happened to Katie? That's right.. she got air in the face. Is everyone seeing my logic now?

Of course, there's no explaination for ouija board or the attic photo, or the person shaped shadows on the door, but speaking of doors, didn't we also see them open kitchen cabinet doors in Jurassic Park? They can open and close doors! The chandelier swinging? He just knocked it with his tail whilst bending over, and lets face it, raptors aren't know for their delicate ballet ability, so the loud bangs? It's just knocking stuff over, it's a big creature in a tiny house! Now my logic here makes sense. Katies screams? She's just talking raptor! Don't deny it, if we overlook the massive fact that the shadow isn't dino shaped, it's amazingly accurate!

Paramount are allegedly working on a sequel already, so will that be Paranormal Activity 2: The Lost World?

Love to all, hate to some, angry dinosaurs! xx

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